Jérôme Cahuzac Stiff-Arms His Way Into Court

Cahuzac, pictured during his failed audition for the part of The Joker in The Dark Knight. (Photo via AP)

Jérôme Cahuzac, the man tapped by François Hollande to wage a campaign against high-income tax evaders as budget minister, went on trial today for tax fraud, of all things.

In 2013, Cahuzac admitted that he himself was ferreting money away from the eyes of the French government for two decades. From 1992 on, Cahuzac had an account with UBS in Switzerland to the tune of €600,000, which he smartly transferred to the far-off shores of Singapore in 2010, according to an exposé penned by Mediapart.

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Cahuzac arrived in court today to a swarm of reporters and photographers, some of whom the former minister greeted with the famous face-handshake:

A much better angle, and a far greater gif than we have ever known:

Cahuzac turned to politics after a successful career as a cardiologist, plastic surgeon, and “Paris’s leading hair-transplant expert,” according to The Guardian. If convicted, Cahuzac could face a fine of €2 million, up to seven years in prison, and, theoretically, the loss of his circonflexe.