Paul Taylor from French Fried TV is not happy with his adopted home’s tradition of kissing everyone hello and goodbye on the cheek.

Just in terms of the greetings and partings arms race, the French’s adherence to the age-old tradition of la bise has indeed put them decades behind America in the development of handshake and high-five variants.

You can catch Paul Taylor and the French Fried Comedy Night at Le Paname (14 rue de la Fontaine au Roi, Paris 11th) on Tuesday and Friday nights.