Passport? Check. Syllabus? Check. Preparedness for studying in a foreign country for four months? Well, we’re working on it.
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You know, just so everyone back home can feel bad about the fact that they don’t have a passport or your ability to match your sunglasses to your chunky heels.
Wonder why you haven’t gained ten pounds. Become convinced your local boulanger hates you. Try to make small talk with them. Fail miserably. Eat another croissant to make yourself feel better.
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Agonize over which of the six streets you should turn onto every time you’re at a traffic circle.
Speak to them exclusively in English except when you’re in front of people who only speak English. Stop speaking to them when you realize the only thing you have in common is a fondness for Breton stripes.
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P.S. It’s 11:25pm.
P.P.S. Your chic emergency cafe wifi is a McDonald’s.
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Go to a really bad Chinese takeout place. Cry over your lack of delivery options.
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Give up when you realize the sheer amount of paperwork and condescending bureaucracy involved.
Casually joke that you’re only using him to get the French equivalent of a green card. He doesn’t think it’s funny, and you weren’t really joking.
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Find out that France charges crazy amounts of money to import tech. Shell out 125€ cash.
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Wasn’t this supposed to be a four-month vacation?
Buy Boingo in-flight wifi to look at plane tickets back to France.